If you've seen
A THOUGHT IN THREE PARTS, you probably remember the moment when the Bob character sprays a terrible amount of semen (a sticky concoction of pineapple-coconut-soy juice) all over the actors AND one or two lucky souls in the front row. During a particularly memorable performance last weekend, the man who got sprayed leapt from his seat in horror and ran almost all the way up the aisle of the theatre, grabbing a newspaper somewhere along the way to use as a shield. It seemed like something off of Candid Camera or TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes. In the lobby after the show, the man was overheard saying, "I'm never gonna do that to a woman again!"
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