178 offers gone, 322 remain... Who wants to help an alcoholic woman change her baby's diaper?
Who wants to fill the space with the horrible noise of rock-n-roll?
Who wants to wrestle?
Who wants a first-born child named after them? (The child will be christened Curtis Luciani Hislope!)
Who wants a whiteface keepsake?
Who wants to learn a classic routine by Laurel and Hardy?
Who wants a field day?
Who wants squatting rights?
Who wants to have all of their pressure points pressed?
Who wants an intermission?
Who wants a song to be sung on their body?
Who wants to fondle a founding father?
Who wants to paint by tongue?
Who wants hickeys where you least expect them?
Who wants to tattoo an ass with their name?
Who wants to be regaled with stories of Austin's finest whores?
Who wants to spread their seed?
Who wants winter?
Who wants hues of breathtaking distinction?
Who wants to be buried alive?
Who wants the perfect disguise?
Who wants to stop time?
Who wants to be included in my will?
Who wants a living keychain?
Who wants a hymn and a him?
Who wants to find out if the medium is the massage?
Who wants to be formally presented to society?
Who wants to tie someone up and watch them try to escape?
Who wants to have a biography written about them?
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