Who wants to hallucinate?
Who wants to blow bubbles and suck peppermint?
Who wants a smelly secretary to take dictation for them?
Who wants a lullaby in a foreign language?
Who wants to be wrapped up in daisies, wrapped up in plumbs, enveloped in posies, a thousand aching thumbs?
Who wants to be queen for a day?
Who wants to give the air meaning?
Who wants it to be just you and him and a hundred matches in a dark room?
Who wants to have a really good conversation? We'll provide the script.
Who wants a whirlwind romance complete with champagne, hickeys, and your name sung off the rooftops?
Who wants to make a graceful exit?
Who wants to participate in a watermelon eating contest?
Who wants a phone call from a very important person?
Who wants to go to Schlitterbahn?
Who wants to learn how to make pickles?
Who wants to be on the top or the bottom of a dog pile?
Who wants to open their Christmas presents early this year?
Who wants to pack up all your cares and woes and send them to a complete stranger?
Who wants an arousing pony ride?
Who wants to be a silent partner?
Who wants to be wrapped up like a Christmas cracker?
Who wants me to give up one of my vices?
Who wants to be a voyeur?
Who wants the chance to break open a very special pinata?
Who wants to play a private game of "smells?"
Who wants to hear a lady banker tell a secret about each of her 57 boyfriends?
Who wants a custom-made suit of newspaper, tailored to their specifications?
Who wants forgiveness?
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